Unlike Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn, and January Jones who aren't whorish enough to take pictures of their face and boobs in the same photo, Heather Morris is on Glee, so I guess that means she whorish. To be honest, I really don't know that much about her so I'm just speculating. But apparently she really enjoys her webcam.

CLICK ON THE BANNER PIC. YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME CHICK FROM GLEE NAKED (NSFW)

At this point, all actresses should get an app on their phones that modifies behavior through the use of shock stimulus training whenever they have a few glasses of wine. Or just take the pics and post them online themselves. That being said CHRISTINA HENDRICKS ALLEGEDLY TOPLESS!! Happy Monday, everyone! TMZ reports:

Christina's rep tells TMZ, the "Mad Men" star's phone WAS indeed hacked recently ... and multiple self-shots were stolen -- including several showing a busty Hendricks barely dressed, without make-up, presumably at home. But the rep insists, the one topless picture -- purportedly showing the actress' bare ample bosom -- is NOT Christina. It's an impostor. Christina's rep tells TMZ, she doesn't know who hacked her phone -- but the proper authorities have been notified and an investigation is underway.

THIS (NSFW) is the pic that Hendricks and her reps say isn't her, but you can draw your own conclusions. Every other pic is her, but that one isn't. Okay. I'm just more concerned why she's taking topless pics of herself yet she's been married for two years. Who is she sending these to? Her husband? If so, why isn't she wearing sweatpants and a Biore nose strip? What more evidence do you need that Hendricks is a huge slut, people? Free birth control?

Because we've been preoccupied with woman beaters and drug addicts for the past few days, there haven't been as many boobs on here. I think Rachel Aldana (NSFW) should remedy that, though I'm not sure how she'll remedy her back problems.

I don't know or care who Charlotte Herbert is, but she posed topless for Zoo, so you might. And maybe her dad, too. Aw fuck, who are we kidding?

Holly Peers and Rhian Sugden did an interactive shoot for Nuts. I don't know what that means, but I'm sick of reading about the SAG Awards, so enjoy. As far as I can tell, she won't be eligible for one just yet anyway.

Holly Peers made a NSFW calendar at some point. I made rigatoni bolognese yesterday. Then I ate it. This explains why I won't make a calendar ever. Happy Monday!

There are a few reasons I'm posting these NSFW shots of Lacey Banghard. One that is I'm lazy and trying to get back to bed as soon as I can. Another is that I have the same bracelet she's wearing in one of these, and another is that I really like her hair color. But I'm pretty sure you only care about the other two reasons.

I've consumed enough cough syrup in the past two days to drink Lil Wayne under the table, so it's been clouding my thoughts and making things like correcting Todd's spelling of "Russell" take longer than usual. To compensate, here's some NSFW shots of some British chick named Danielle Sharp who looks like she needs a bra fitting. Seriously, that looks really uncomfortable.