It's still unclear why Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz were invited to an event to celebrate achievement in motion pictures, but in case you missed it, they presented an award and their asses in some kind of ass-off. Why Cameron Diaz thought this was a good idea I guess we'll never know, because Jennifer Lopez has built a career by sticking her enormous ass in the air to make people forget she's a talentless cunt with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Maybe next Diaz can challenge the Hulk to a cage fight or whatever means that she's stupid with no understanding of her limitations.

Radar Online is speculating that Cameron Diaz may have had plastic surgery. Uhh...

"There's something about Cameron Diaz's face that is very unusual," celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn, who has not worked with the star, told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. "She looks like she's preparing to take her costar Jim Carrey's role in The Mask!" As RadarOnline.com previously reported, it was less than a month ago when formerly flat chested Cameron's suddenly voluptuous figure sparked speculation that she had gotten breast implants. The Bad Teacher star showcased her startling new look at the 2012 Versace Spring/Summer show during Paris Fashion Week, where she gave Donatella Versace a run for her money in the fake stakes! "Her forehead is excessively smooth, a possible consequence of overdone Botox injections. Her face also looks extremely shiny," Dr. Youn went on to say about Cameron. "Although I do not believe she's had a facelift," he explained. "Laser treatments or chemical peels could account for her smooth, shiny skin. I recommend that she get some mattifying gel as soon as possible to calm it down." It is not the first time that Diaz has had work done on her face. In 2006, she admitted to having a nose job but claimed it was for "medical purposes," after she broke it in a surfing accident.

Can you just take a look at the banner photo again? Unless her surgeon was far sighted or using a Batman villain as his guide, I'm pretty sure she's entitled to a refund.

If these pictures Diddy's girlfriend, Cameron Diaz, in Paris are cropped wrong or out of order or whatever it's because I couldn't look at them for more than a few seconds while I was editing them. I'm trying to type with my eyes closed but I can't really see so maybe I could just crack them a lit....AAHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Lay off the Ciroc, nigga (wait, I can say "nigga", right? I'm a minority, we're all friends here. Hey, down with whitey and other minority things like that!). People reports:

Nearly a month after they were spotted together at lunch, Cameron Diaz and Diddy are keeping those dating rumors alive after a cozy night out at New York's PH-D Rooftop Lounge atop the Dream Downtown Hotel. The actress started her night at Marble Lane Restaurant with a large group of friends before heading up to the roof after midnight. Diddy joined their table around 1:15, and ordered bottles of booze for the table, where Diaz was dancing with her friends and drinking, too. According to a source, the table was packed and "Cameron and Diddy were very affectionate." Still, a rep says the two, who left the club with their friends around 3:15 a.m., are not an item.

"Lounge" and "bottles of booze" are really the only things that can explain this other than Diddy casting for his new show Making The Zombie, because Cameron Diaz looks like she belongs in a 2nd grade reading list book luring children into her gingerbread house.

Cameron Diaz basically just said "fuck it" and attended a Halloween party dressed as herself. Which is fine because I read on her IMDB profile that the screams of small children is what gives her power.

"Wait a minute, I've been dating Cameron Diaz all this time? Fuck! Why didn't anybody tell me??!" - Alex Rodriguez. Us Magazine reports:

After a year back together, Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez have ended their romance. "They broke up recently," a source close to the Yankee slugger, 36, confirms to Us Weekly. The duo's low-profile love was marked by beach getaways and intense workouts together. So what got in the way? Their work ethic! "She's very busy with her career," the source says of Bad Teacher actress Diaz, 39. "And he's had injuries and wants to focus on his game. They're dedicated professionals." Accordingly, don't expect any drama in the wake of their split. "They're still very friendly and like each other," the source says. "He has an enormous amount of respect for each other."

When you look at the banner picture, it's hard to imagine why a legendary player and multimillionaire on the most storied franchise in Major League Baseball who could walk down the street and get young vagina at rollback prices would ever willingly break up with Cameron Diaz. I bet he was under a lot of pressure from his family because she's Cuban. Nobody likes Cubans.

In his new book, Lindsay Lohan's former bodyguard, Lee Weaver, describes a typical night out. You know, where she wanted to fight Cameron Diaz. Radar Online reports:

RadarOnline.com obtained an exclusive copy of Weaver’s new book, Memoirs of a Celebrity Bodyguard, in which he details a night out on duty with Lohan at a Hollywood club where they ran into Diaz and Timberlake. “They sat right next to us in another booth,” Weaver writes. “Right after that I heard one of Lindsay’s girlfriend say, ‘There is that b**ch! Go kick her a** right now.’” Weaver claims that Lohan attempted to ditch Weaver in an effort to have words with Diaz, but with bodyguards surrounding both tables, it was the unlikeliest of heroes coming to the rescue — Timberlake! “Justin walked right up to me and said, ‘Hey big man can I talk to you for a second?’” Weaver writes. “Justin says, ‘Cameron and Lindsay are looking at each other like they want to kill each other. I don’t know what this is all about but I came out just to listen to some music and have a good time. I definitely don’t want to fight you and I know you don’t want to fight me. This is what we can do. I will keep Cameron in our booth and you keep Lindsay in her booth.’” Weaver implies in the book that it was Lohan who was the instigator, and after coming to an agreement, Timberlake and Diaz left the club just 20 minutes later.

Lindsay Lohan is a cunt, Cameron Diaz is a beast, Justin Timberlake is a sissy. Big surprise. This had to have happened when Lohan wasn't wearing a SCRAM bracelet, though, because there is no way any sober person would want to fuck with that banner picture. Except maybe Beowulf, but only if he had reinforcements.

Cameron Diaz still pays for skin flicks. Us Weekly reports:

On Thursday's Jimmy Kimmel Live, when the host asked her if she enjoyed watching dirty movies, Diaz replied, "I love porn!"

And it seems the racy flicks are a favorite pastime for the star when she's traveling.

"You know what I love about hotels? How discreet they are," Diaz said. "I love that. They always give you that little thing at the bottom, 'Your room will be charged the same as any other room, no titles will be used.' [All the movies] cost the same amount."

As for her own bedroom behavior, Diaz told Playboy last year that she likes it a little rough.

"I'm primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, 'Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder," she told the mag. "You man, me woman.' Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me...I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It's not optional."

She likes being clubbed over the head and she's obviously never heard of the Internet. If her fling with A-Rod doesn't work out, Bamm-Bamm's probably legal now.