Victoria's Secret model and legendary piece of ass, Alessandra Ambrosio, is pregnant with her second child by boyfriend, Jamie Mazur. People reports:

Alessandra Ambrósio is expecting her second child with fiancé Jamie Mazur, her rep confirms to PEOPLE. The Victoria’s Secret stunner, 30, is already mom to daughter Anja Louise, 3. Despite flaunting a fit and trim physique at last month’s Fashion Show, the pregnancy comes as no surprise — Ambrósio recently replied, “Definitely” when asked if she had plans to expand her family.

If was dating Alessandra Ambrosio, I can't think of a scenario where I wouldn't be trying to get her pregnant every day, so I'm not sure why it took this guy four years. A shark could be in the middle of biting my leg off and my first thought would be, "Alessandra really likes it top anyway. I can't wait to go home to tell her!"

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show aired last night, and if you're unsure what that is, it's when female physical perfection prance around in lingerie while you stab yourself in the leg with your keys because you really want to finish that tray of cupcakes. Because you don't look like them. And you probably never will. It's ok, though. I'm sure your boyfriend loves you in sweatpants and doesn't think about Miranda Kerr when he's having sex with you. I'm sure of it.

Miranda Kerr, Lily Aldridge, and Alessandra Ambrosio at the VS Viewing Party. I get a lot of comments saying they're not real women. I didn't know that. They must be some kind of sexy robots.

I could talk about Penn State and the disproportionate number of cars flipped for the elementary school kids who got raped in their bathroom, but the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last night. Everyone wins!

Little to nothing of interest happened in the last 24 hours. I have football to watch and a kitchen to get back into, so here's Alessandra Ambrosio's latest Victoria's Secret campaign to tide you over til tomorrow. Don't say I don't love you.

Victoria's Secret legend Alessandra Ambrosio was at a Santa Monica Pilates studio yesterday where she seemed to fully enjoy the body conditioning routine that helps to not only build flexibility, but also strength, endurance, and coordination in the legs, abdominals, arms and back. People who want to get in shape, but don't want to go to a gym, should know that there are many alternatives out there so they shouldn't feel discouraged or deal with the embarrassment of working out in front of others. There's Pilates, yoga, cycling, swimming, and even walking! And that's why I posted these pics, to show people that you don't have to lift weig...haha, jk!! I posted these pics because she looks like she's totally having sex, you guys!

Proving you don't need a queer photographer in a ascot rubbing the head of a teenage Thai boy in cutoff jeans shorts to make models look hot, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio stood in some parking lot in Los Angeles to model bikinis. So, to recap, three of the most beautiful women on Earth were chillin in a parking lot in bikinis. If you walked by these three you should be legally allowed to do what Multiple Miggs did.

Alessandra Ambrosio posed in something called French in a see through something (NSFW). I don't know what you call it exactly. I'm sure Perez Hilton could tell me, but the 13-year old Dominican boy just made him another batch of pancakes so he's probably busy right now.

Seeing as not much has happened in the last 24 hours and I'd feel guilty leaving a troll as the top banner picture til tomorrow, here's Alessandra Ambrosio, who popped out a kid and looks like this. In other depressing news, Santa's not real, Justin Bieber has a hit record, and Todd reminded me that the Jets haven't been to the end zone since Thanksgiving. Fuck you, Todd.